There are ‘bad days at the office’…and then there are days
where, in hindsight, you should never have left your bedroom; let alone your
house.
Where to start!
Well, first of all, I said in Friday’s piece that I thought it could be a really good
game and that it could be a win by a big score. Well…for Norwich and the neutrals it was a good
game; had 5 goals in it, no less, and was a “big score” for the home side.
Before I even get started on the defence;
not for the first time in this short season so far, I thought we started the
game with some AWFUL passing! It reminded me of Bournemouth
away a few weeks ago. However, unlike our trip to The Cherries where we finally
found our rhythm, it didn’t improve yesterday and I’m talking about most of our
players, Ederson & Rodri aside at least.
We just didn’t look like the Manchester
City we’ve come to watch in awe in the last few seasons…and we DON’T look like
Manchester City in that flippin’ awful mishmash, pathetic excuse of a kit that
is supposed to represent my football club, but I won’t get into making kits the
excuse for yesterday’s farce of a display...
Original invisible man? |
Kyle Walker continues to try and you can’t fault his desire. In fact, he often
looks so ‘on the edge’ I’m often concerned that he’s about to get booked or
worse; either for a bad challenge or for going way over the top when remonstrating
with officials. I saw all of that yesterday but no more than a 5/10 performance-wise
from the left-out [from international duty last week] England man.
On the opposite flank, Zinchenko appeared to have taken huge steps
backwards to the days where he’d only first been thrust-in as emergency cover into
the left-wing back slot, struggling to defend at times; with a terrible passing
radar going forward and attempting to foul far too often, which I’ve noticed
has crept into his game in general of late. He gets less that Walker for ‘marks
out of 10’ from me in yesterday’s game.
John Stones looks like a player who has hardly played; has spent more time in
the treatment room than on the grass during his time at Manchester City and was
lacking any conviction. Oh…hang
on! That’s EXACTLY what the case is with the former England
centre back.
And then we have Nicolas Otamendi – a player who was rumoured to be ‘heading out of the door’
last summer but who, presumably, was asked to "stick around" just in case we didn’t find a central
defender to replace Vincent Kompany, which
we didn’t. Can you recall a worse performance from a City player since Pep took charge? I’m struggling…
I’m still head-scratching how we managed to
let their man in for the first goal when we had at least 6 players ‘zonal
marking’ who, for some reason, didn’t react until the ball was flying past
Ederson! The second goal our defensive line was all over the shop and we just got torn to pieces from around the half-way line. And as for what the HELL Stones &
Otamendi were thinking – particularly the latter – for Norwich’s 3rd!
I’m just lost for words.
Then there’s Pep himself…
He has said, of his exclusion of Kevin De Bruyne and inclusion of Ilkay Gundogan - a
player who was sent home in midweek due to illness
- that Kevin has played so much football this season already and with another
game coming up on Wednesday; he didn’t want to start him for that reason. He
also said that Gundogan is such an important player and that he has great confidence
and personality, whatever that’s supposed to mean. That reeks of, ‘one eye on the Champions League’ game in midweek!
Personally – and this not in
hindsight – I would have started with the player who has been in EXCELLENT
form; tried to put Norwich out of sight in the first 45 to 55 minutes and then consider
making the changes.
And as far as substitutions went yesterday,
at 3-1 down and needing to salvage something, I couldn’t believe he
didn’t take a defender off and go something like 3-6-1. I know we eventually pulled it
back to 3-2 with just a couple of minutes left of 'the 90' - and I know David
Silva wasn’t having the best of games – but neither were most of our other
players! David was certainly having a better game than Otamendi or Zinchenko and poses far more of a threat to 'the oppo'! Huffff…
Any credit to our hosts?
Absolutely. At times there were playing
quick, neat, passes in littles 'teams of 3' to get past us and when they did,
they attacked with real conviction. One player in particular was running the
show and it’s only this morning that I’ve learnt his name, which is Emiliano Buendia. The best team definitely won.
But I felt that our wobbly start gave the home side the confidence to do so; a home side that was
missing 8…that’s EIGHT first-team players through injury! So devastated was their squad
that, if you didn’t hear, they had 2 goalkeepers on the bench just to
fill their quota of 7!
Apparently,
Delia Smith had offered to take up a seat with
the subs if they’d needed her to…
I swear Norwich could smell, over
the aroma of the pies on sale, that we were ‘out of sorts’ after 10 minutes or
so…and I’m not
talking about Gundogan’s recent ‘dicky tummy’ whilst away with the German
national side.
Back to the…“defence”.
An ‘off
day’…or what a lot of us have been fearing for weeks now, especially since
the loss of Aymeric Laporte? I’m going with
the fearful lot. That was proper Keystone Cops stuff yesterday evening!
And with
John Stones injury record as it is, I already find myself peering through my
fingers each day to see if he may have broken down again.
I’m not
going to repeat all what I have said before about my concerns in this area of
the pitch and nor will I comb through the possible fixes and connotations we
could throw at the mess until either Laporte is recovered and / or we somehow manage to shoehorn
in a new, central defender in January. Instead, I’ll just leave you to read
that part in my recently-posted season’s predictions piece, if you want to.
But it is a mess…and one that leaves not
only Liverpool 5 points clear after just 5
games but also gives a massive boost to the teams we’re yet to face this
season; who will look at our soft underbelly and will be sharpening their
knives accordingly.
Yes, I
believe Pep will have his coaches and playing staff analysing yesterday’s farce
long into the week and, yes, I bet we’ll tighten things up, somehow, as
time goes by.
But unless
we ALSO find our attacking, passing radar and shooting boots once again – and soon! – any defensive frailties will
only serve to damage our campaign more and more as time ticks on.
Over to you Mr Guardiola…
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