My old man’s a dustman…

Knees-up Mother Brown

Up the apple & pears

Jellied eels

Pie & mash

Corr-blimey guvnor

Oy-oy!

Can you tell me arr-er-get to Awd Trafford mate?

And…C’mon on you ‘ammers! 

That's about all we can do at the moment - I'm goin' all Cockney for tonight...